…but her son was as thick as wallpaper paste. And shy too!
He once asked me if I’d go to the Transcard shop in the town to renew his
travel pass. Fucking thing had his photie oan it..
Mind you a mate of mines from ancient times had a burd that
was so thick she had a skewed notion that Lester Piggott was the Prime Minister
of South Africa. Where she got that from is anyone’s guess.
Speaking of photies. The same burd when asked by a post
office clerk to produce I.D. before he paid out on her giro produced just
that..
A photo…
Of herself…!
Fucking clueless!
